Siri, tell me where Mr Nick’s sense has gone
Now, when I asked Nick D last night for emergency vault material, he asked whether it can be brilliant and yet... difficult.
“Of course,” I...
The eyes of the whole world are waiting
Abgereifter. Maybe my ears were deceiving me, or maybe it was just the voices in my head, but I get the impression you want...
Love? Well not that much it seems
So, it's the late mid-80's and you've not won since 1983. Luxembourg botched 1984 with Sophie Carle (who could have got in here on...
It was a deceptive dream
Jade and green. Are there any better colours for your Eurovision outfit? Well, maybe there are in 2017. But back in the 1990s, if...
It’s AMAZING what you find in cupboards….
OnEurope has been having a bit of a sort out of our old paperwork and you won't believe what we found! ( Literally NEVER...
Come fairy… let your wand beat
I thought it was time for some more randomness, so here's a random song if ever there was one. I may have mentioned recently...
So Phil, can you whip up something 1980’s
... said Nick.
My first thought was this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH-OU4n-VU
Then I got slapped and told "Musically for the Vault" - Can you whip something up something hideous...
I want, I want a cucumber
It's time for a random video, since we've not had one for a while. Yes, it's my column and I'll do what I want....
If it’s not Trump – then who the hell is it??
You know the type of thing - You sit aimlessly around in late 1980 wondering how you're going to win the contest. You want...
It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!
There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...