If you think your country is unlucky, spare a thought for Portugal. In 48 attempts to bring the Grand Prix home, the best they’ve managed is a sixth place. Yes, I’ll grant that they managed a runner-up spot in a semi-final in Belgrade, but this became a 13th place in the Grand Final. To be fair, they’ve only finished last three times, which not that bad a record. Here’s a quirky little number from 1966 with a winsome Madalena Iglésias singing at us in front of a giant wind-chime.