Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 Manats
Roy was musing yesterday whether the artistes would have to walk the long catwalk to the Green Room immediately after their performances or whether...
Afternoon round up by Monty
Here’s a little catch up on the afternoon, and for anyone who was wondering my lunchtime salad and miso soup was delicious, if unsatisfying....
Franko, Poirot and Kryton – the story so far
Well since yesterday The Celestial Toymaker has had to withdraw from the panel due to doctor's advice. In fact two doctor's advice, the ones...
Ireland First Rehearsal
Say what you want about Jedward, they will get noticed at the end of this semi, even though their vocal abilities are somewhat strained...
Moldova First Rehearsal
Blimey it's all choreography with this lot - Including himself riding some girl like a horse and a boat and all sorts of other...
Austria First Rehearsal
Well what can you say about the 'shittaz? - It's almost like Diet Jessy Matador, a dish "That Monty" would eat served on a...
Hungary First Rehearsal
Well here comes a proper band and no mistake. Compact Disco actually look and sound like they should be on the stage at a...
The Russian grannies – as funny as anal warts
Will someone please explain to me why this isn't unmitigated awfulness?! I'm watching this and thinking logically "Who on earth is going to vote...
Catching up on the morning by Monty
I’m stealing a few moments at work to muse on the morning. On the whole it looks a bit slicker than yesterday and the...
Anticipation of Russia
Things have suddenly gone a little slack here. Someone has sent our esteemed Mr Phil some pictures of the food available in the press...