France – When a remix is a bad idea
So, the French have decided to shoe-horn some English into a perfectly decent song. I have a feeling their hand was forced by the...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 8
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Moldovan National Final Result
O melodie pentru Europa 2017 was the national final format developed by TRM in order to select Moldova's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest...
Estonia: lost in the press centre
I can’t be arse with Lithuania. I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is. What a big stinky heap of crap.
Estonia, however, I am...
This is back in with a shout now
You know the phrase that you can't make a silk purse out of a Sow's ear? Claudia has just proved that you really really...
Eurovision 2017 ‘Seven months behind schedule on the first day’
Nobody can deny the road to the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest has been rocky. What with mass resignations, problems with tickets, entry bans and...
Oh our Nathan is a cheeky scamp…
So, when you turn to the big book of Eurovision and see the word "winsome", you'll find a pic of Mr Trent. He starts...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Croatia
Croatia – My Friend by Jacques Houdek
Jacques Houdek has been within grasp of the Eurovision stage once before, competing for the opportunity to represent...
SWEDEN – It appears that some songs are going to be...
Well the Internets has gone predictably mental with lots of "OH EM GEE ITS #MELFEST - LETS GET ALL THE SONGZ".
... which explains why...