Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37/37 – United Kingdom
What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday
Our final song is always, by the fact that we're a stupidly named country, the United...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Finland
FINLAND – Ich Komme – Erika Vikman
Well colour me slightly puffy and call me Alice. The genius that’s Erika Vikman, four years removed from...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 7 – Croatia
Poison Cake by Marko Bošnjak
Well, here’s a thing. Marko Bošnjak is evoking the campiest of schlock horror traditions with this tale of a...
Nation shall speak peace unto nation – until the UK pipes...
Imagine my surprise, dear reader, when I get a mail from the BBC this very morning - that can only mean one thing.... they've...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Israel is well-behaved
IsraelYuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise
Well, it had to happen. Israel sends a peace anthem to Eurovision, and the jokes practically write themselves—though...
Nick “does” 2025 – Ukraine
UKRAINE – Ziferblat – Bird of Pray
Until Luxembourg’s return last year, Ukraine held the proud record as the only country to have taken part...
Nick “does” 2025 – Sweden
SWEDEN – KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu
I’m under strict instructions from the site’s CEO and head of content as to how I should vote...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 27/37 – Norway
Norway- Kyle Alessandro - Lighter
I don’t know which kind of lighter Kyle is, maybe he is a Zippo, maybe he is a throw away...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 30 – San Marino
Tutta L’Italia by Gabry Ponte
I called France’s Louane as arguably the biggest artist in this year’s Contest but there’s no doubting who has...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Georgia is earnest
GeorgiaMariam Shangelia – Freedom
There’s earnest, and then there’s Freedom, which barrels in like it’s been sent on a mission to single-handedly fix the world...