OnEurope’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – We haz a winner!
So after nearly 30,000 words of crap written by me and the other three amigos that contribute to this site we are ready to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 34 of 39 – Slovenia
Slovenia are up against it from the moment this song starts, and not because of the song. It's drawn second - notoriously the worst...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 30 – Romania
Despite the song being called 'Amnesia', it’s not a stretch to tell you that I did actually forget about this song. So much so that...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 34 – Slovenia
Amen by Ana Soklič
It’s a sorry state of affairs when I feel I should preface a review with an apology to the artist for...
Nick’s Countdown – Belgium and Bulgaria
BELGIUM
There’s a very specific category of artist that I have a particular problem with in this contest, and Hooverphonic is pretty much the entirety...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – North Macedonia
NORTH MACEDONIA - Vasil - Here I Stand
There's nothing in all blogdom that gladdens my heart more than just talking about a song without...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 35 of 39 – Spain
Spain at Eurovision often confuses me. Its fans are some of the loudest (and most annoying) in fandom, but they are more often than...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Spain
SPAIN - Blas Canto - Voy A Quedarme
I have two confessions to make, loyal consumer of my wordstuff products!
1) When I sat down to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 29 of 39 – Portugal
I’m quite used to being in a minority. I was in the minority of the press centre that heard Il Volo bugger up their...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 32 of 39 – San...
Fucking hell where did this come from?! Baby RAI have been sat in the corner with only Valentina Monetta and the comfort of their...