Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 33 – San Marino
Achille Lauro – Stripper
OK then, let's get it out of the way before we start shall we?
I make no apology for posting that. Achille...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 32 – Romania
Llámame – WRS
Imagine if you will a photocopy of a photocopy of Luca Hari's surprisingly triumphant Eurovision performance and you have WRS. Add in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – United Kingdom
Maybe it’s just because I live in the UK and I’m closer to the discussions, but I can’t think of another country that’s picked...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 21 – Italy
If ever anybody tries to tell you that nobody does Eurovision at the peak of their careers, then I raise you Mahmood and Blanco....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 4 – Austria
LUM!X feat. Pia Maria - Halo
Austria appears to have decided a retro vibe is the recipe for success after (in my opinion) over-scoring with...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 4 – Austria
DJ LUM!X teams up with vocalist Pia Maria (not to be confused with the popular coffee liqueur) to deliver a welcome upbeat entry from...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This almost didn't make it thanks to Covid - they had to give up their MGP heat place....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 30 – Poland
There’s a high level of angst throughout our Eurovision entries this year, perhaps understandably given the two years we’ve all lived through. But few...