Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 28 – Malta
If ever there was a country that assigned its entries on the basis of performers taking their turn, rather than proving ability, it’s Malta....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 13 – ESTONIA
La Forza by Elina Nechayeva
If you’re going to do a gimmick at Eurovision make sure it’s either not previously been done, or you do...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 9 – Bulgaria
After having a weekend away with chums from Eurovision Ireland and other places, I appear to be a little bit short on the old...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Ukraine
Flat is my chosen word to describe Melovin's performance. Style-wise he looks to have tumbled through an 80s new romantic time warp and landed...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Portugal
Host nation, playing on home turf. A winsome little number - Cláudia Pascoal sings in that over-emotional style that makes it hard to call her...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 41 – Sweden
And so, dear friends, we are now at the third last song in this mammoth piece of writing! - Sadly, though, it's that camp...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Georgia
As always, Georgian TV has chosen to follow its own Eurovision path - you say banger, they say open-throat close-harmony vocal group. Sadly, this...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Malta
As a veteran of the Malta Song for Europe competition, Christabelle has long since proven she's got the vocal chops for Eurovision. It's a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Serbia
It kicks off like one of those entho-wailers from the middle of the last decade. And then the first verse kicks in and it...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – POLAND
Light Me Up by Gromee feat. Lukas Meijer
I love a good banger at Eurovision, and this year Poland has one on their hands. I...