For I have returned and the world will be sorry… mwah...
Yes the wilderness is over and I'm even tempted to return to the contest itself next year as the finances are looking less ropey....
5 December – Now he’s too dead to rock ‘n’ roll
Along with the serious songs - the ballads, the rock songs, the raps - we have the occasional beast known as a novelty song....
15 October – I’m just a speck of dust in this...
It's high time we had a winner. So fortune smiles upon us and I have a record breaking winner for you. How, you may...
Good morning Oslo – four rehearsals in one
The detractors among you will still notice that the Finns have done nothing significantly different from their national final performance, which is a good...
Cool Belgian Chic
Ooh you’ll like this! Well, I do anyway.
Loïc is doing contemporary dance to match his contemporary song. It’s all black and white, which some...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 6 – Belgium
Belgium has tended to plunder its various versions of The Voice franchise to source their Eurovision entrant, and this year is no different. Jérémie...
Day 5 – Norway to Israel
Norway – first rehearsal report here
Continuing with another delegation that is highly prepared and Norway’s Tix delivers three excellent runs through. Like Lithuania and...
It took Belgium an age but here they are!
An eternity ago RTBF announced Mustii as their representative for Malmo and you'd then think he would have had a long time to get...
10 June – Let’s put some light in to our lives
Plucky little Belgium. Three words that always whet the appetite. Well, they have been participating since 1795, only missing three years. So there are...
‘Worst dressed’ Eurovision star opens clothing store
There's an award handed out each year to the Eurovision act deemed to have made the biggest fashion faux pas. It's named after Belgian...