7 March – High, high highs, yeah
When that all important voting starts, often some five hours after the Grand Final of the Eurovision Song Contest begins, do you find yourself...
Cyprus: 17 down, one to Fuego
17 down, one to Fuego, and it is of course Cyprus. Eleni appears in a tunnel of laser cloud, clad in a golden catsuit,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 8 – Cyprus
El Diablo by Elena Tsagrinou
Let’s hope Elena Tsagrinou is still around to perform this by May and hasn’t been swallowed into the depths of...
4 April – The firefly comes to you sits on your...
Our friends in Cyprus try hard. And one day they may success. After all, who wouldn't love to go to Afrodite's Isle for two...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
3 January – As high as the highest mountain, as low...
Did you ever wonder what makes a good selection process for your country's act? Should it be a series of shows lasting months where...
7 October – I feel it in the air tonight
Some days my wit deserts me. I can easily pick a song. But I can't tell an interesting story about it. It might be...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 8 – Cyprus
Before Australia became a regular fixture at Eurovision in its own right there’s been a rich history of Australian artists representing other countries, including...