27 August – So you can wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Eurovision is an odd thing. The songs stoke emotions that are sometimes quite strong. How is it that a combination of notes can be...
29 June – Turn around and show your face
Remember Germany? They win very occasionally and also finish near the bottom of the table? A country in the middle of Europe bordering lots...
4 May – Killing me soft with the big brown eyes
You have to feel for the Class of 2020. Well, maybe not all of them as they got held back and became part of...
30 April – We were three kids and a lovin’ mum
We need to bear in mind that part performance is no guide to future performance. Some countries win, completely out of the blue, and...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 15 – Germany
“I am nothing but the average” sings Isaak in this song’s opening line. I could just change it to ‘this is’ and leave this...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo
Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...
9 March – Like a burning fever, like a piece of...
There is an elite bunch of people out there who have taken part more than once. It's as if they can't get enough of...
Is this a countdown to a win?
What would NDR give for a win in their final staging of the Eurovision selection for Germany? - Well whatever they'd give, they might...
26 January – We’re a couple
Duets can be an odd thing. Get it right, and you can feel the chemistry oozing from the two singers. Get it wrong, and...