It’s very hard to write the next phrase even when you’ve been at this game as long as I have.
I believe the Georgian song has absolutely no redeeming features or qualities whatsoever.
It’s three minutes of television where a local car mechanic has wandered onto stage without his beanie hat, got told “and…. cue” he’s decided to do his favourite club singer version of <insert song here>.
The only effect it has is to send Europe soundly off to sleep and, in the process, making them forget to vote for it. The more I look at it, the more I don’t know what they were even attempting? (Serious and/or funny answers on a postcard please) but this is wide of any marks.
Sorry (not sorry)
Qualifying?: Fuck no with a side order of no.