Does winning Eurovision matter?
Back in the day, for those taking part in the Eurovision Song Contest, there was one goal: victory. Runners-up sank without trace. But has...
LIVE BLOG – Semi Final 1 – Press rehearsal
Join us live here from 22:00 local time (8pm, UK/Portugal - 9pm Western Europe) to hear what we make of the Jury rehearsal of the...
LIVE BLOG of Semi Final Two Tuesday Afternoon – Live from...
Live from Oneurope Towers it's the afternoon rehearsal of the second Semi Final! - A chance for the nine viewers of this blog to...
LIVE BLOG: Eurovision 2017 Dress Rehearsal
'Twas the night before Eurovision, when all thro' the town
Every singer was waiting to take home the crown;
Shiny costumes were hung in their wardrobes with care,
Ready and waiting for...
UK – Nothing there to get excited about
For my life, the UK can't stage anything when it comes to Eurovision.
Yes, Michael was discovered through a casting show, but why did it...
Norway – In the style of …
Keiino and their chums decided on a minimalist staging approach. Another f**king song with a black background and the three of them using all...
Liveblog – Eurovision Semi Final One Jury Rehearsal
This afternoon’s rehearsal as seen from the press centre!!!
A sublime opening with the graphic of the Building Bridges logo being formed from lighted shots...
Lithuania – looking a bit silly
Lithuania’s Donny appears to have had a semi perm in his hair and, with leather jacket and ripped jeans, there seems to be a...
Latvia – They have rectified Penisgate
In Penisgate news, the Latvians have clearly listened to us and they have coloured the penis in and it now LOOKS like what it's...
Not quite live from the first dress rehearsal
Hello Oneuropeans! I'm just watching the first dress rehearsal of the final! I won't do a live or rolling blog, as That Phil will...