Breaking Imri to pieces – quite literally
This is pissing the HELL over Estonia's rehearsal. This is prepared, this is how to hit your marks, this is how to choreograph simply and...
They have never had a relationship at all have they?
It seems that the delegations are limiting what run-throughs the press centre sees today (can't think why eh Jacques...) because again it seems that...
Lithuania do absolutely nothing different …
The best thing that one can say about this song is that there is a stage effect in the last 30 seconds that looks...
Bulgaria – Favourites should look like this
Once again, those gathered in the press centre were only treated to 40 seconds of a rehearsal from the hall as a teaser, and from this...
It’s good and it’s right – Welcome to the Final Belarus
Belarus is the right song at the right time for so many reasons. The shadow that Jacques Houdek cast over proceedings will have long...
Switzerland didn’t get shown but …
The Andrex puppy has been weaving their magic on this one and no mistake. Miruna, your lead singer, is standing on top of a...
It’s Norway and Sensible
In any other semi-final and in any other year, arguably JOWST would have a decent and normal song that is performed exactly like it...
Now, If you thought Valentina was batshit….
You aint seen NOTHING yet!
"This time with Pyro" has a whole new meaning now ... Jacques really does the first stanza of this song...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...
Depends what Brendan is dying to try……
You know in a production meeting somewhere in the bowels of Donnybrook 4, sometime between Louis Walsh o'clock and today, someone said: "I'll tell...