Mr Phil’s Review of Day 2 – Bank Holiday SPECIAL
So, we're all locked out of rehearsals at the big house for the second day but, fear not, our intrepid team have been looking...
Austria – Cry baby
Paenda was the last act from the semi-finals for today - after a break we'll be seeing the Big Five and Israel.
The background was...
Phil’s Day 1 Round up for 2023.
The main question is, am I Anna Ford or Reggie Bosenquet? - Yeah, you lot have no chance of knowing who they are.
From what...
Israel: ending with almost a bang
And last for the day is Israel, and Imri Ziv. Imri is a hottie, and no mistaking. In fact, he’s so hot that he’s...
Semi-final 1 – how we ranked and rated the songs
Long term readers will be aware that in days of yore, OnEuropean hacks chose to gather in brightly-lit all-you-can-eat buffet bars and ponder what...
Albania – What was that?
Next Thursday, Albania follows Russia onto the stage. And if you thought Sergey went big on effects, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Unfortunately, the...
Monty’s Semi 2 Summary
Despite my knowing better I’m still given to folly, so once more, dear reader, I shall attempt a review of the semi from my...
Paper? – Foolscap or A1?
This has all of the ingredients of a good song. It has a decent enough tune, a singer that has a lot of experience...
Australia – doing a flip flop
So the Aussies are drawn third, but perform in fourth place, because they have the same stage director as Georgia. This means he has to hot...
Yodel IT… or shut it… your call
Well that has the potential to be a glittergasm all over the stage. The cannons haven't fired yet, but we know what's going to...