Eurovision 2002 – Dress Rehearsal
Well, this was the moment that we had all been wating for, the first rehearsal with real people.
The opening of the show was very...
Georgia – Yes, oh, yes
Where the actual fuck did this come from?
Now, it's not going win any contest any time soon, but Georgian Television has done a number...
Norway – This could be in trouble… maybe?
Mr Hacksaw has just said "ooh it looks better in the hall than it does on the television" - which is another unfortunate thing...
It should have been Czechia but it’s Netherlands
In a change to the advertised schedule, we have The Netherlands.
They seem happy after their second rehearsals, and Mia and Dion are pretty happy,...
And so it starts with Sweden
So day 102 in the Big Eurovision house has started with a bit of Sweden.
Fans will tell you that Robin is the Messiah, and...
Slovenia … Sometimes you don’t need to
... shout very loudly.
However, it's oh so quiet and oh so still.
It was the same intimate staging as on Saturday, but I just think...
Czech Republic – standing strong
Czech Republic up first. Too late in the day to change to the new name Czechia. Gabriela is alone on stage in a long...
Estonian party tricks
Well. The stage looks nice. There’s a theme of playing cards, with the emblems of the suits picked out as Juri, himself bespectacled and...
Vocal Scares: Eurovision Throat Woes
With several artistes reportedly suffering from throat maladies, we take a quick look back at some of the other times the old vocal cords...
Croatia – Roko gets his Eurovision wings
Croatia. Or as they were christened the last time - when Jacques Houdek sang - "Fucking Croatia".
In news that suited my eyes, for the...