Vladana. Proud as a peahen?
The sun isn’t working, so why not bring your own massive prop that you attach to your back that makes you look like a...
Poland – The man from the Pru?
Ochman looks like someone that would knock on your door to sell insurance rather than someone that is going to sing a song of...
Romania – what’s that smell?
As we have come to expect - things are running late. They don’t seem to shorten breaks to catch up though, must be a...
Estonia – the good and the bad, but he ain’t ugly
As predicted by Stefen himself in his presser sometime earlier in the week, he has indeed changed his outfit to the beige one… I...
Cyprus – I’m concerned
My first words to myself were ” it’s not supposed to sound like that is it?” – then I had to check with other...
Australia first up on day 7
My problems with this are two-fold.
First, the song is essentially Sheldon bleating for three minutes that he is different and that he hides behind...
San Marino – Let me paint the scene for you
OK, so let me storyboard this for you ... Our hero comes on stage with a faux leather boa and a diamonte Stetson, sings...
Malta.. Dear BBC….
Dear BBC Light Entertainment circa 1994 or so, have YOU had a hand in staging this song, because it bloody well looks like it!
If...
Georgia – underwhelmed
The preview video to this song is the visual equivalent of having a sniff of the barmaid’s apron, as it were, in that it...
Azerbaijan – His heart might not go on any longer than...
This has all the right elements for a good song – and yet in spite of that, seems to have something missing for me...