Norway – In the style of …
Keiino and their chums decided on a minimalist staging approach. Another f**king song with a black background and the three of them using all...
FYR Macedonia – I’ve seen the future
Imagine, if you will, Emmerdale in the near future. I’ve looked into my Crystal Ball and seen that Moira will move to Stockholm and...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Freddie’s making me Hungary
Hungary delivers no surprises. It’s a similar set up to the national final. Freddie is smouldering in a tan leather jacket, drummer to the...
Somebody tell Slovenia the word she’s looking for is purple
Slovenia: can ManuElla mix her blue and red together as clunkily as she’s spelled her name? I know that’s the first thing on your...
Phil’s Review of the day – Day..eerm..Three?
It lI feel I should start this round up with a "BONG!" sound effect but I don't know how to do that, so thankfully...
Serbia – Amy Winehouse would be proud
BEST THING TODAY BY A MILE.
Hovi Star was good, and don’t let anyone else tell you any different, but this was just marvelous. Sanja...
Desire… Fire… Liar… Tryer… Deep-fat fryer…
Now you see, love, I'm not the only one that can rhyme fire with desire in about 95 different ways.
I also must remember that...
Denmark – Has she got the motion?
Click + above to see what is lacking in this performance: a Simon Snorkel lift to get Thumbelina Leonora into her chair. She actually...
Bulgaria – Yup, Dad’s are seemingly back in fashion
Well this is certainly a thing. I thought I would absolutely hate this song when I got to see it on the stage and,...