Switzerland – He’s on the road… the road to Hull?!
I know what this is supposed to be: the angsty boy-type ripping his heart out and telling you that he is vulnerable and all...
Latvia: In your face
One thing is clear, the Latvians have worked out how to deal with the fact much of the backdrop is out of play, replacing...
Lithuania – By way of contrast
This is an unexpected comedown from the mental-ness that we have seen over the last two songs. I didn't give this a prayer when...
OK, so, let’s start with Albania
Finally back with something I know how to control - a live blog of the rehearsals - yay - Welcome!
In good news - We...
It’s Day 2 in the East London Press Centre
Goedemorgon Oneuropeans from the RotterdEast Ham Press Centre. It’s Day 2, and it feels like we’ve never been gone.
Lots to bring you today –...
Well the press centre catering has gone downhill
No it's not Edam but it is cheese - yes it's a jumbo sausage roll cos i'm fat and yes it's got a side...
Snack update – now with added stroopwafel!
I’m delighted to inform you that, thanks to the impact of immigration in RotterdEast Ham and me having a fabulous international supermarket nearby, I...
This could be Rotterdam – or anywhere
Goedemorgen, Oneuopeans! Hoe gaat het?
It’s not Rotterdam, though. It’s East London. Not far from, erm, RotterdEast Ham, if you will. And but a skip...
Germany – Sometimes there are no words
And the ones that caused such merriment among meme makers have vanished from the backdrop - as well as the faux sister photos.
This remains...
UK – Nothing there to get excited about
For my life, the UK can't stage anything when it comes to Eurovision.
Yes, Michael was discovered through a casting show, but why did it...