Well, my ten qualifiers from tonight …
In a little less than - checks watch at time of writing - twelve hours, we'll know whether the list that I am about...
Hello? – This thing is *still* on!
Hello peoples of Europe!
Whilst open rehearsals are now complete, don't you go thinking that that's all the coverage we have for you here at...
LIVE BLOG – Semi Final 1 – Press rehearsal
Join us live here from 22:00 local time (8pm, UK/Portugal - 9pm Western Europe) to hear what we make of the Jury rehearsal of the...
Just in case you are new to this
....and have been under a rock for the last billion years and are going "So, Mr Phil, how's tonight work then?" - Lemme try...
LIVE BLOG – Semi Final 1 – First dress rehearsal
Join us live here from 16:00 local time (2pm, UK/Portugal - 3pm Western Europe) to hear what we make of the first dress rehearsal...
Kyiv is charming! An update from this beautiful city
Hello Oneuropeans! Ready for our first dress rehearsal? It kicks off at 4pm local time, and I'm poised to watch. I might even attempt...
The Big Five – who gets to sing when
The running order for the Eurovision Song Contest is decided as qualifiers emerge from the semi-finals, but to add an element of 'fun', a...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Germany in mid-table shocker
This has improved immeasurably from the national final to here. There has been some work done on this song by Levina and her team...
Don’t just read me – hear me!
The glory of multimedia! You can hear me discuss yesterday's rehearsals over on the daily podcast by our friends at ESC Insight.
Listen HERE.
Monty x