Latvia – They have rectified Penisgate
In Penisgate news, the Latvians have clearly listened to us and they have coloured the penis in and it now LOOKS like what it's...
Latvia: lovely boots and not a willy in sight
Triana Park complete the first semi-final with an energetic performance. She looks great, with a multi-length hairdo, chopped with sharp edges, in yellow and...
Hello? – Rotherham Grand? – Your lounge singer has turned up…
... Omar looks like he has a ten-year residency at said hotel, and is lazily singing his way through this song. But no amount...
Slovenia: beam me up, Omar
Omar from Slovenia is up now. I’ve already commented in my Countdown how I think he’s got an uphill struggle, and he’s not really...
Day Six begins with Armenia…. worryingly
It's a very good place to start.
The start of the song has lots of camera cuts - indeed death by a thousand cuts, no...
Armenian amazeballs
My first rehearsal to blog this year: Armenia is AMAZEBALLS! First rehearsal of the day and Artsvik’s performance is stunning! It’s very simple, her...
Gravity or gravitas
We're having some sound issues in the press centre again - as we were the last time Cyprus rehearsed. The conspirators amongst you might think...
I know who she reminds me of now
ROMINA POWER!
For the avoidance of doubt, he left her...
But back to the song. To be honest we had a problem technique here so my...
En route (well actually I’m already here)
And we're off! 4.30am alarm, who says Eurovision is glamorous? I'm currently mid-flight, dear reader, although you'll not be reading this until after I've...
ow … paper cut?
This has thankfully improved immeasurably from the low base that it was back on Monday. Svala has opened the locker entitled "Notes", studied them...