Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – Norway
Gåte are what you get by mixing Norwegian folk music with modern rock. They have quite a pedigree in this niche Norwegian scene and...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision – 2024...
So, seeing as everybody has boycotted this year’s Eurovision this annual feature of ours is completely immaterial this time round. Wait! What? Oh heck,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 26 – Netherlands
Despite enjoying some recent Eurovision success 2023 was not a happy one for the Dutch entry. The song not only lacked domestic support, but...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 26/37 – Netherlands, The
This is everything you think it is, and yet nothing like you think it is.
At first look, this is the classic Marmite song, a...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Netherlands according to Mo
The return of a televoting-only rule for the semi-finals has inevitably meant the return of what we used to call ‘joke entries’. The sort...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 25/37 – Moldova
One of my colleagues and esteemed writing team member asked the question “ Have we all been sleeping on Moldova?” earlier this week and...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Moldova according to Mo
Returning performers are thin on the ground this year, so all power to Natalia for giving Eurovision another go.
This doesn’t feel like her finest...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – Moldova
A darkly humorous social media meme depicted the Grim Reaper morbidly processing from door to door of a lineup of previous Eurovision contestants attempting...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 24/37 – Malta
Malta seem to have gone down a rabbit hole of entering poor song after poor song in recent years – albeit with the odd...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 24 – Malta
If you’re on a limited budget, spend it at Eurovision and not on your national final. One can only hope that Malta had adopted...