Nothing pleases like Maltesers
Panic not OnEuropeans, I'm gonna be boosting this article with a one line summary of the artistes as the day goes on but we...
Austria… Nathan Trent? – That doesn’t sound very Germanic
So, awaking from my slumbers here at OnEurope Towers I find the internet a glow with pre-Christmas cheer and the fact that ORF have...
Oh you’ve got me IRE up you LAND of the horse...
So, it appears that we're not going to have a My Lovely Horse moment for the Irish at Eurovision this year because, dear friends,...
Fancy beating Elina Born?
It seems that Estonia has gone for the big guns when it comes to this year's Eesti Laul. Broadcaster ERR attracted a record number...
Hungary – A Dal? – It’s like the MF from the...
It seems that the test of strength that is A Dal is back. Hungarian Broadcaster DUNA has today announced an exact facsimile of last...
Slovenia – A bunch of names and a few dates
The acts vying to represent Slovenia at the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest have been named, along with details of how the song will be...
Belarus – Hear the songs that probably won’t be picked for...
On a cold day in Minsk, a brave gang of troopers gathered in a room and endured 67 potential Belarusian Eurovision songs. Fortified by...
SWEDEN – It appears that some songs are going to be...
Well the Internets has gone predictably mental with lots of "OH EM GEE ITS #MELFEST - LETS GET ALL THE SONGZ".
... which explains why...
But does she like children and old people? – Read on
Macedonian broadcaster MRT has gone for an all-round thoroughly "nice" girl for the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest in Kiev: Jana Burcheska.
"But who is she?" I...
BELGIUM – Thank you for being a friend, driving down the...
What? Not that Blanche? Not even the one from Corrie? One must fire one's researcher!
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Ah ...
It ... um ... appears that...