How are the latest Eurovision pack doing in the charts?
Two weeks on from the grand final of the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest, the participating songs have been making waves across the charts in...
Why your favourite finished where it did. Part 5 –...
This should be pretty straightforward, yes?
5th - Norway - 268 Points
Alesandra ballsed up on Friday night - it's a fact that many people who...
Eurovision 2023: The viewing figures
Each year, we prise our tired OnEuropean souls from the depths of PED (Post-Eurovision Depression) and peer over the pulpits to see how many...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 4 –...
And now we are approaching the pointy end of things with the almost but not-quite podium finishers!
10th - Czechia - 129 Points
This is a...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 3 –...
For Part Three - You can cover all of this lot with a blanket they were so close and it's hard to say "So...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 2 –...
20th - Switzerland - 92 Points
So we start Part Two with another song I don't get - which may become a theme as the...
Why your favourite song finished where it did – 2023 Edition...
Well, as precisely none of you asked for it, here's the Phil reason why your fave songs ended up where they did. No correspondence...
Dear BBC of Stuff (2023 Edition)…
Dear BBC of Stuff,
We at OnEurope often write to you at round about this time of year to hand out constructive and blindingly obvious...
Eurovision Marcel Bezençon Awards handed out in Liverpool
Before things got going last night, it was time for the (nobody really cares about) Marcel Bezençon Awards.
Invented in 2022 as a way to...
Sweden grabs seventh Eurovision win
Loreen won the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest with 'Tattoo'. This seventh Eurovision victory for Sweden puts them level with Ireland. Loreen also becomes the...