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Belarus

BRTC is no longer a member of the EBU and as such Belarus is not eligible to take part in the Contest.

Belarus – Hear the songs that probably won’t be picked for...

On a cold day in Minsk, a brave gang of troopers gathered in a room and endured 67 potential Belarusian Eurovision songs. Fortified by...

Belarus – He’s not quite right

Well what can you say about Belarus that has not already been said. It’s still semi naked – it still has the fat baby at...

Belarus in the buff

IVAN has appeared backstage in a long black cloak looking like he’s wearing nothing underneath. Is he going to be naked after all? Cut...

IVAN in not naked at all shocker!

Yes, that’s right, He promised Wolves and nudity on stage and we have…. a hologram of a nude IVAN and holograms of Wolves. So, now...

Belarus and Wiener Sausage

In reverse order Sausage from the works canteen – great – you get two MASSIVE ones with ketchup and mustard for €5,50 – YUM Belarus, however,...

A smoulder and a fiddle for Belarus

Uzari and Maimuna now for Belarus. Now this boy can sing (and smoulder) and this girl can pretend to play the violin like the...

Time is like, it’s like… thing

You know that bit in Malta Song for Europe when last year’s representative performs their new single in the interval and nobody cares? That’s the...

The stage! And Hungary! And Belarus! Oh my…

We’ve been into the arena for the first time. It’s actually quite compact on the floor with only a short space between the stage...

Belarus – It might be like thunder

I really wasn’t paying attention to this rehearsal… principally because I was defending my accreditation on a message board…. great start to the day!! When...

Vanilla Belarus

I’m really struggling for content on this one, to be honest. Umami and Izolda (checks match programme) Uzari and Maimuna are alone on stage...