It’s all about the ad breaks
I report this without prejudice and without drawing inferences. The news around the press centre is that Semi 1 commercial breaks will appear between...
Estonia – It’s clearly the OnEurope Entry
It mentions all the major food groups - Cheese, cake, Onion... What more could an entry require.
Well a tune, a joke and a chance...
Israel – side stepping back into contention
Well I am now sat here with my Cold Gala water among the great and the good of Europe's "Press" (ahem) who apparently are...
And finally we’re there – Portugal …
Phil: Well I am pre-disposed to like this song because it is my kind of song... And I'd be right! All of those wags...
It says 18 F.Y.R. Macedonia on the bottom of the screen...
Nick: So it must be time for song 18. It's a rather baffling staging here, with people suddenly turning up through a temporary door...
Cyprus served in the Leskovac style
Nick: I'm not entirely sure what the Leskovac style actually is, but these are the 36th country to rehearse and I'm rapidly running out...
Hungary – literally taking it literally
Nick: Meanwhile, in a bid to win this year's Most Unpredictable Staging award, the stage backdrop for Hungary's song, Candlelight, is awash with -...
Maltaed Milks
Nick: Spy 1 to Spy 4, I've deciphered the code ... You'll need to watch this one with the subtitles on, I can't make...
Odds on – A snippet from the real world
Right now, this is on the front page of Oddschecker, OnEurope's absolute favourite betting odds comparison site.
VC Bet are hoping that the United Kingdom...
Peas will calm
Now I know you're supposed to be kind to the infirm, but they also prefer it if you treat them like the normal human...