Lithuania – When on earth …
... did they get very very good.
The first thing that we have to say is LOSE THE GRAPHICS. You'll understand when you see this,...
Time to catch up with what’s happening in Serbia
After generally disappointing results, Serbia is to return to the format that once did them proud at Eurovision. The Beovizija 2018 will select a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – MALTA
Taboo by Christabelle Borg
Watching the Maltese final, you’d be forgiven for forgetting there are any songs and that the whole thing is just an...
Belgium – That’s a lot better thanks
Sennek has upped her game since her first rehearsal but, quite frankly, that wouldn't take much. I'm still not convinced that the opening shot...
Six Eurovision winners who should have quit while ahead
Only one performer has ever won the Eurovision Song Contest twice. Johnny Logan warbled his way to victory in 1980 and 1987. This year, Norwegian power-violinist Alexander Rybak hopes to...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Finland
I was late to the party. By the time Saara Aalto released her third Eurovision contender, the world had spoken, and 'Monsters' was their...
Australia seems far, far away
I was looking forward to Australia’s rehearsal so much. I met Jessica at the London Eurovision Party and she was an absolute delight. I...
Iceland – it *is* too late to save this
Poor young Ari. As we know by now, he's been lumbered with this pile of shite. He's better than this. He has to be...
A Dal’s Final heat – but its nowhere near over!
The final ten songs line up for A Dal from Budapest. A quick reminder of how this will go: all ten songs will be...
Fue go go go!!
Eleni is up last in the first semi and she is sizzling hot in flame gold and red catsuit joined by a troupe of...