Why your favourite finished where it did. Part 5 –...
This should be pretty straightforward, yes?
5th - Norway - 268 Points
Alesandra ballsed up on Friday night - it's a fact that many people who...
Eurovision 2023: The viewing figures
Each year, we prise our tired OnEuropean souls from the depths of PED (Post-Eurovision Depression) and peer over the pulpits to see how many...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 4 –...
And now we are approaching the pointy end of things with the almost but not-quite podium finishers!
10th - Czechia - 129 Points
This is a...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 3 –...
For Part Three - You can cover all of this lot with a blanket they were so close and it's hard to say "So...
Why your favourite finished where it did – Part 2 –...
20th - Switzerland - 92 Points
So we start Part Two with another song I don't get - which may become a theme as the...
Eurovision Marcel Bezençon Awards handed out in Liverpool
Before things got going last night, it was time for the (nobody really cares about) Marcel Bezençon Awards.
Invented in 2022 as a way to...
Sweden grabs seventh Eurovision win
Loreen won the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest with 'Tattoo'. This seventh Eurovision victory for Sweden puts them level with Ireland. Loreen also becomes the...
Eurovision: Those we have lost 2023 Edition
With the grand final for 2023 just a few hours away, it's time for us to remember those who walked on the Eurovision Song...
Eurovision 2023: The running order
The production team have met, draws have happened, closed doors have opened. In the wee hours, the BBC published the running order for the...
So here are your ten winners from tonight (and spots in...
In no particular order ( My arse!)
Albania (!), Cyprus, Estonia, Belgium, Austria (poe!), Lithuania, Poland, Australia, Armenia and Slovenia.
What do you think of that...