Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32/37 – Slovenia
So let me set the scene dear reader - we have all moved to Lund for a contest everyone is boycotting and we are...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Slovenia according to Mo
The Slovenians never seem to be trying to win Eurovision. There was a time when they'd play along with the rest of us and...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 5
Those of you who are as old as Methuselah will remember when David Coleman left Match of the Day and the Moustahche God that...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 31/37 – Serbia
I’ve got to admit, dear listener, that I confused Teya Dora with Teya from last year when I first saw her name in the...
Vocal Scares: Eurovision Throat Woes
With several artistes reportedly suffering from throat maladies, we take a quick look back at some of the other times the old vocal cords...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Serbia according to Mo
What starts out as delicate and atmospheric takes its time to get going and ends up giving me an overly familiar laboured end result.
Serbia...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 4
Hej hej! It's been another day of events in the Big Eurovision house, and I'm here once again to point out things that you...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 30/37 – San Marino
If at first you don’t succeed – fuck off to another national final, that’s what they say isn’t it? – Megara, the group because...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – San Marino according to Mo
We’re going full-on rock in this year’s import to the plucky microstate of San Marino.
There are shades of Måneskin, but this has a more...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 3
Greetings, greetings you lovely people! It's been pointed out to me by the voices in my head that there is actually quite a bit...