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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Nick “does” 2025 – Poland

POLAND - Gaja - Justyna Stechkowska Now, I’m not saying that I’ve been doing this for too long, but the first time I was present...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Cyprus is well-worn

CyprusTheo Evan – Shh Cyprus has reached into the Eurovision goodie bag and pulled out the well-worn tropes: leather harnesses, glistening torsos, breathy come-ons, and...

Nick “does” 2025 – Denmark

DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal Denmark haven’t graced a Eurovision final since Leonora sat on her high chair in 2019, and I think that’s the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – France

FRANCE – Maman – Louane This must be the fourth time I have written this review because of my associated illnesses, but I still come...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta

Serving by Marianna Conte I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 34/37 – Sweden

Sweden - KAJ - Bara Bada Bastu Words will not do this justice.  This is winning the whole damn thing. Phil's Score - 12 Points.  (If...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 1/37 – Albania

Zjerm – Shkodra Elektronike Now depending on your age or your geographic location this is either “a banger” that is going to score a gamillion...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 6 – Belgium

Strobe Lights by Red Sebastian I had a cracking time when I went to the Belgian final a couple of years ago, the time...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Iceland

ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb The first time that I saw this I am reminded of this UK advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcsXtiN8-UY&pp=ygUUQWxpZSBpbnZhc2lvbiBraXRrYXQ%3D Seemingly can’t sing, Look hideous and yet,...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens

United Kingdom Remember Monday - What the hell just happened? Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen? You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...