Nick “does” 2025 – Poland
POLAND - Gaja - Justyna Stechkowska
Now, I’m not saying that I’ve been doing this for too long, but the first time I was present...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Cyprus is well-worn
CyprusTheo Evan – Shh
Cyprus has reached into the Eurovision goodie bag and pulled out the well-worn tropes: leather harnesses, glistening torsos, breathy come-ons, and...
Nick “does” 2025 – Denmark
DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal
Denmark haven’t graced a Eurovision final since Leonora sat on her high chair in 2019, and I think that’s the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – France
FRANCE – Maman – Louane
This must be the fourth time I have written this review because of my associated illnesses, but I still come...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta
Serving by Marianna Conte
I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 34/37 – Sweden
Sweden - KAJ - Bara Bada Bastu
Words will not do this justice. This is winning the whole damn thing.
Phil's Score - 12 Points. (If...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 1/37 – Albania
Zjerm – Shkodra Elektronike
Now depending on your age or your geographic location this is either “a banger” that is going to score a gamillion...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 6 – Belgium
Strobe Lights by Red Sebastian
I had a cracking time when I went to the Belgian final a couple of years ago, the time...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Iceland
ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb
The first time that I saw this I am reminded of this UK advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcsXtiN8-UY&pp=ygUUQWxpZSBpbnZhc2lvbiBraXRrYXQ%3D
Seemingly can’t sing, Look hideous and yet,...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens
United Kingdom
Remember Monday - What the hell just happened?
Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen?
You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...