Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me Closer.
The first thing that we have to say is that the juries loved this song considerably more than...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
My what a happy lot the South Eastern Balkans are! – Pleasingly this song isn’t about a suicide pact...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 3 – Australia
Sheldon Riley - Not the same
Eurovision tends to bring us either a song or a performance. The sweet spot happens when the two coincide.
For...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 25 – Moldova
Zdob şi Zdub & Fraţii Advahov - Trenuleţul
In years to come, the 'Trenuleţul' video will be played in Dignitas waiting rooms to help customers...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Australia
Australia, alphabetically, serves up the first of what will emerge as a theme in 2022: the introspective sadboi. I hadn’t seen the copycat style...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
The whole point of a joke entry is to make the listener laugh. This song does not do that,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – Iceland
I know I’m here to review the song we are seeing in Eurovision rather than one that’s not (hell – I have an entire...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 11 – Denmark
When unaffected by Covid the Danish national final always looks great on TV. There’s a huge set, in a huge arena, and recently they’ve...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
First up, I'll admit, I totally loved the Cypriot entry last year - it fell on just the right side of fabulous....