Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 23 – Lithuania
Your honour, I present to you the latest example of an artist that’s bigger than their song. I wrote about the phenomenon a couple-or-three...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 23 – Lithuania
Monika Liu - Sentimentai
While it's tempting to dismiss this as the Lithuanian shot at recreating the spirit of 'My lovely horse', by the end...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 23 – Lithuania
Monika Liu - Sentimentai
Another song in this endless farrago that reminds me of something else. This one is, seemingly, a downbeat rehashing of this:
Crossed...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 22 – Latvia
I’ve a lot in common with Citi Zeni; like them I also enjoy eating my veggies and saving the polar bears. I love that...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
If someone had told me this song was written by two teenage boys who spend their out of school...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
The whole point of a joke entry is to make the listener laugh. This song does not do that,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 21 – Italy
If ever anybody tries to tell you that nobody does Eurovision at the peak of their careers, then I raise you Mahmood and Blanco....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
Like 'Arcade' before it, this song arrives with all the power of an articulated truck, crashing through many of the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
So Mahmood has come back to the Eurovision – saints preserve us all and the Northern league are going to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 20 – Israel
I don’t know about you but by now I’m itching for a big gay hands in the air poppers o’clock stomper. And here he...