Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Montengero

It takes mere seconds to believe this is a song you’ll only hear once at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest.

The video throws every cliche at the wall in the hope of something sticking. On stage, this option isn’t available. It’s the sort of song that usually gets buried in a national final, not let loose on the big stage.

There’s a strange middle eight that leads into a Eurovision key change, and it’s embarrassingly untidy.

It’s really hard to find much more to say.