Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 33 – Poland
When one looks up the word “trolling” in the internet dictionary, surely a massive picture of Michał Szpak with massive flashing lights comes up....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Hungary
Origo by Joci Pápai
Look, I’ll be honest with you. I’ve been to Budapest and I liked it. It’s cheap as chips, they do really...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Netherlands (The)
Lights and Shadows by O’G3NE
There’s no better example than The Netherlands that the secret recipe for Eurovision is as simple as having a good...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Croatia
Croatia – My Friend by Jacques Houdek
Jacques Houdek has been within grasp of the Eurovision stage once before, competing for the opportunity to represent...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Switzerland
Apollo by Timebelle
Timebelle is, in all probability, the first ever Eurovision band to be named after an astronomical clock. I’m not even making this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2016 – Part 31 – Norway
Clearly in the Boaty mc Boatface theme, Norway have chosen “Icebreaker” by Agnete. No, not the one from Abba, a 21 year old that...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Iceland
Paper by Svala
There’s a fiendishly difficult Eurovision pub-quiz question that you can leave your contributions to in the comments below: name all the family...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Norway
Grab the Moment by JOWST featuring Aleksander Walmann
There’s been a lot of unsavoury grabbing going on lately. I hope the title of this doesn’t...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Cyprus
Cyprus – Gravity by Hovig
When the Cypriots finished sixth on their debut in 1981, and better by a further position in the following Contest, I...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Ukraine
Time by O. Torvald
O. Torvald, aside from having the most unusual name for a band, are a group of some local standing with 5...