Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Ireland
Remember the days when Ireland ruled the roost at Eurovision? In the words of Mary Hopkin, 'we were young and sure to have our...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 12 – Finland
Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä.
Stop the clock, Anneka! We have our winner. Or mine at least. This is FABULOUS!
There’s something gorgeous about the sound...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 11 – Estonia
Bridges by Alika.
We’ve been lacking a female power ballad so far, but here’s one to blow your socks off. Alika’s from the far reaches...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 10 – Denmark
Breaking My Heart by Reiley.
Reiley is a Faroese K-Pop star. Don’t let anyone ever tell you Eurovision’s not eclectic. He’s also a fairly big...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 9 – Czech Republic
My Sister’s Crown by Vesna.
Thank goodness for Vesna. In a pitiful national final, My Sister’s Crown stood out a mile. The awful studio failed...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Iceland
The song starts with Diljá flat on her back, struggling to control her voice, before she's on her feet to hop, skip and jump...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 16/37 – Greece
Victor Vernicos - What they say.
First thing is first, the shoot for the video must have been a health and safety nightmare. I'm sure...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Greece
ERT has stepped up its game in recent Eurovision years. Rather than send yet another cheap banger, there's been a genuine effort to invest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
Lord of the lost - Blood and Glitter
Having seen Mo's review, who gave this song a 0 and, as Georgia showed, I'd already wrote...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 14/37 – Georgia
Iru - Echo
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered Iru was not a pseudonym for Irn Bru, and wasn't singing this:
Disappointed Georgia, disappointed.
Now, I'm going...