For I have returned and the world will be sorry… mwah...
Yes the wilderness is over and I'm even tempted to return to the contest itself next year as the finances are looking less ropey....
3 July – Luna moon me up
When your country has a good record in our favourite TV show, it puts extra pressure on performers to keep up this tradition. But...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 2
We're still here - unlike the Russians if you believe what you read everywhere. OnEurope's pundits continue to delight with ill-informed ramblings about the songs competing...
Azeri Rumour
This is OnEupean public service broadcasting at its best. Listening to idle gossip, so you don't need to.
Anyway, that party that Mr. Roy told...
25 April – I believe I’m addicted to you
Do you have an all time favourite duo? Is it one of those pairing that acheieve notoriety, like a certain Belgian twosome from 1973?...
2 December – It’s all black and white and there’s no...
It's time for another one of our home entrants today. That poisoned chalice of wanting to win on your home turf, but not wanting...
Azerbaijan & Finland – wow, but not in that order
I'm not getting Azerbaijan like the rest of the assembled throng appear to be. This was the first time I'd seen it all the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Azerbaijan
Skeletons by Dihaj
If you find yourself in one of those arguments about how far Eurovision has travelled in recent years, then this should be...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 4 of 39 – Azerbaijan
History really IS repeating itself here, because now for the third time in four reviews (and counting) a song title has been reused from...
4 June – I’m scared of breathing
It's duo time! And with two singers you get double the chance of seeing what could be your favourite song played. And, for some,...