Man, Manel is annoying
Oh Spain. I’m sorry Manel, but you annoy the titting crap out of me. I’m not sure how he’s ever had a lover to...
First results of Espain!
According to our Spanish correspondent Roy D Hacksaw, Benidorm Fest has become a major event in Spain. The festival has been covered extensively with...
21 June – But I wonder how long I could keep...
We have a winner today. And the last winner for their country. And as things stand, when her country does win again, they'll take...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Spain
SPAIN - Blas Canto - Voy A Quedarme
I have two confessions to make, loyal consumer of my wordstuff products!
1) When I sat down to...
Spain – Sit down and tell me all about it
It seems they have mocked up Miki's house for the first minute of the scene as he walks through almost waking people up in...
Nick “does” 2025 – Spain
SPAIN – Melody – Esa Diva
Oh Spain. I’ve had such a complicated relationship with you over the years, and we don’t very often give...
23 December – I play with the sand between my feet
Do you admire countries for sticking to their own languages? Or do you wish they can all sing in a tongue you can understand?
Our...
Benidorm fest kicks off – Late at night – best place...
A 2245CET start isn't really conducive for any good reportage at this time of the night or morning (Depending when I release this). This...
Three of a kind?
Spain is sweet and lovely and probably quite forgettable come Saturday which is a shame. Raquel is a vision in margarine, sorry no it's...
28 September – I’m dancing on the pole
As you'll know, the rules of our favourite TV show impose a strict three minute on sing duration. It has been more in the...