Germany – who decided this was a good idea??
I think my five readers have worked out that I might not like this song at all, but I genuinely tried to come up...
The Fanning Verdict Eurovision 2021: Germany
Jendrik Sigwart has already spawned hundreds of fan site reviews suggesting he perhaps ought to feel hate, and others where those watching the rehearsals...
Italy, with gorgeous new outfits
Italy – first rehearsal report here
It’s only 9.30 in the UK. It’s still early for such an assault on the senses, but my, is...
The Fanning Verdict Eurovision 2021: Italy
I’ve previously said what I think of the song during the ever-popular OnEurope Countdown 2021. It’s not my cup of tea, but that doesn’t...
Italy – Pure noisy, shouty class.
Oh Damiano, you little tease, you're black look from the rehearsal was, in fact, just rehearsal clothes and you and your chums have gone...
It’s Day 8 – what’s coming up today?
Goedemorgen Oneuropeans,
Welkom. It’s Day 8, we’ve had a full week of it so far. It does feel strange to be sat on a Saturday...
OnEurope’s Golden Fork awards – Days 6 and 7
As was tradition and has now become a tradition again (yeah, that's a thing, ok?), we do a rundown of the day in our...
Switzerland – Is he more Torvill or Dean?
I tend to look at this in the same way I would an ice skating tournement (I'm gay, bear with me here).
This has lots...
Denmark – it’s as catchy as cholera
Just at the moment this started playing on my other screen, a Highways Agency van turned up outside my window and is, as I...
Monty looks at Finland, Latvia, Switzerland and Denmark
Finland – first rehearsal report here
I’ve timed everything wrong today, and thought we had a lunch break after Bulgaria, but it’s after Finland. It’s...