Snack update – now with added stroopwafel!
I’m delighted to inform you that, thanks to the impact of immigration in RotterdEast Ham and me having a fabulous international supermarket nearby, I...
It’s the 1979 Marshall Amplification Disco Dancing Champs …
So, it's comedy time at the Eurovision with Val and Jim!
The fans like this because, well, Valentina (God and gays love a trier), but...
Belgium – Do I have to sing this song?
Eliot (spelled correctly this time) was like an un-interested teenager on stage, looking as if everything was too much effort, and sometimes that came...
And so it starts with Sweden
So day 102 in the Big Eurovision house has started with a bit of Sweden.
Fans will tell you that Robin is the Messiah, and...
IVAN in not naked at all shocker!
Yes, that’s right, He promised Wolves and nudity on stage and we have…. a hologram of a nude IVAN and holograms of Wolves.
So, now...
The Netherlands, *now* I understand it
Perhaps I needed to see S10 sing this live because at the start of this whole thing I really, REALLY didn't understand the hype...
Azerbaijan – His heart might not go on any longer than...
This has all the right elements for a good song – and yet in spite of that, seems to have something missing for me...
Semi final 2 – ranked and rated
We've already told you what we think stands a chance of making the final from the first semi-final, but who do we reckon might...
Australia – doing a flip flop
So the Aussies are drawn third, but perform in fourth place, because they have the same stage director as Georgia. This means he has to hot...
Italy – Alé!
It’s all eyes on the hot favourite Italy as they have their first rehearsal. It’s good! Obviously some camera angles to sort (though these...