UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Germany in mid-table shocker
This has improved immeasurably from the national final to here. There has been some work done on this song by Levina and her team...
Final day of rehearsals!
Ok, so we’re off with the final day of press rehearsals, and it’s the hosts and the Big 5: we’ve seen these now so...
From the sublime to Spain
I can't actually tell you how much of a clunky downshift this song is and, as per previous articles on this very website, the...
Italy to the wonning!
Yet again, if this doesn't win, then there is a problem with the whole voting system.
Perfect, absolutely perfect. It has all of the classic...
Ukraine – too pretty to be gnarly?
Ukraine started on time - which is always good.
They have only had a couple of runs, but not a lot has changed. The lead...
Three things that bother me with Israel
IMRI still has not learned how to say the word "alive" towards the end of the song - pretty fundamental as it's the title of...
Israel: ending with almost a bang
And last for the day is Israel, and Imri Ziv. Imri is a hottie, and no mistaking. In fact, he’s so hot that he’s...
It’s amazing what a couple of days rest can do for...
That's more bloody like it Estonia!
After a complete dog's breakfast on Wednesday - where it was universally panned - broadcaster EER has gone away, realised...
Estonia: lost in the press centre
I can’t be arse with Lithuania. I’m sorry, but that’s just how it is. What a big stinky heap of crap.
Estonia, however, I am...