Party like it’s 1864
First off, sorry about a lack of posts yesterday. You might prefer it that way, but my web connection seemed to die on me...
So, How how much is excess baggage from Bucharest?
"Hello, is that TVR? This is the Bucharest branch of B&Q ... You've placed an order for a metric tonne of kitchen sinks to...
Hello? – Rotherham Grand? – Your lounge singer has turned up…
... Omar looks like he has a ten-year residency at said hotel, and is lazily singing his way through this song. But no amount...
San Marino: Jimmie is a welcome distraction from the song
I missed most of San Marino as I was lusting over Juicy Papi in his press conference, but what I did catch is, well,...
OnEurope – Live from Tel Aviv
It's time for another Eurovision Song Contest. Like many of the other independent fan sites, we're in Tel Aviv and reporting back from rehearsals,...
Malta – Undoing the magic of Television
I'm going to let you into a secret here, OnEuropeans, the Maltese appeared to be using a classic trick to fool us into believing...
Romania – Drowned world
With lunch out of the way, we launched back into Romania's underwater world. Esther had toned down the severe look today: her hair was...
Spain – they’ve ballsed this right up
And the problems don't lie with Miki. He sang 'La venda' to its fullest potential (although, I still think it's two choruses too long)....
OK… breath… calm down…
Fuck. Just… Fuck
I’m British. I’m also objective with this contest and if the UK is rubbish I am the first one to write it...
Phil’s Review of Day 4 – Loads of meet and greets...
It's been an exhausting day at OnEurope Towers with FIFTEEN Meet and Greets that have been digested for you, my dear viewer.
Been out all...