Hasn’t this Danish song been entered before?
There is nothing wrong with Anja per se. This song through, is typical of the "Danish Problem" - they seem to rehash the same...
Hungary’s hairy man hasn’t had his man bun cut and it...
So then Hungary, what is this you have brought to the table? Why it's ethnicity, that's what this smells of. Roy D Hacksaw (of...
Netherlands – Sorry for quickness – have been unwell :/
Netherlands is much of a muchness. I appreciate the sentiment behind it and I appreciate it's written by the girls' father for their dying...
So, How how much is excess baggage from Bucharest?
"Hello, is that TVR? This is the Bucharest branch of B&Q ... You've placed an order for a metric tonne of kitchen sinks to...
Good job Claudia can inhale the wind because…..
It's the only thing that is keeping her from suffocating (being breathless and all). The first thing I did when I saw this performance...
Pony Tail or Pony Club? – You choose….
This song is a total oxymoron. On the one hand it should be somewhat "filthy" and suggestive. Lyrically it's all about being somewhat naughty...
Oh our Nathan is a cheeky scamp…
So, when you turn to the big book of Eurovision and see the word "winsome", you'll find a pic of Mr Trent. He starts...
Tijana looks good at 10am in the morning mind…..
Well having just got here I am treated with Serbia.
My first impression is that it feels very familiar and Tijana doesn't appear to be...
Monty’s Semi Summary Part 1
It’s the same every year. I always regret not already being in the host city for the first week. Last year it was all...
Eurovision is not the same unless there is a cock!
Being a technical god is fraught with issues - I missed her last run through but thankfully she came back and had another go.
Triana...