Azerbaijan – oh dear oh dear… this is not good
Samra is as flat as a badger that’s been run over by a Volvo in Gothenburg. She’s really a very bad live singer and...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...
Greece – Currently silent night…..
Well for some reason known only to the Greeks, it seems that they are just choreographing… and what a choreography fest it is. They...
Finland – Find a key, any one!
Sebastian seemed to have mislaid what was left of his talent (and voice) in the first run through. It sounded as though he and...
Romania – Drowned world
With lunch out of the way, we launched back into Romania's underwater world. Esther had toned down the severe look today: her hair was...
Austria – Cry baby
Paenda was the last act from the semi-finals for today - after a break we'll be seeing the Big Five and Israel.
The background was...
Tijana looks good at 10am in the morning mind…..
Well having just got here I am treated with Serbia.
My first impression is that it feels very familiar and Tijana doesn't appear to be...
Belgium – In the event of an emergency …
Elliot needs some serious styling och consulting and bloody fast. He wore a black combat jacket with red pull chords on the bottom saying...
Monty’s Semi Summary Part 1
It’s the same every year. I always regret not already being in the host city for the first week. Last year it was all...