Siri, tell me where Mr Nick’s sense has gone
Now, when I asked Nick D last night for emergency vault material, he asked whether it can be brilliant and yet... difficult.
“Of course,” I...
Love? Well not that much it seems
So, it's the late mid-80's and you've not won since 1983. Luxembourg botched 1984 with Sophie Carle (who could have got in here on...
It’s AMAZING what you find in cupboards….
OnEurope has been having a bit of a sort out of our old paperwork and you won't believe what we found! ( Literally NEVER...
So Phil, can you whip up something 1980’s
... said Nick.
My first thought was this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH-OU4n-VU
Then I got slapped and told "Musically for the Vault" - Can you whip something up something hideous...
If it’s not Trump – then who the hell is it??
You know the type of thing - You sit aimlessly around in late 1980 wondering how you're going to win the contest. You want...
It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!
There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...
A literal drag-net
Now, regular readers of this fine fine website will know my feelings about the contest being "Gay Christmas" - and the fact that even...
Dull and Duller?
We usually put things into the vault because they are rubbish (in our humble opinion because you lot aren't giving any suggestions!!) but on...
Ahhh that Maltese Rhyming Dictionary comes out
So what can beat an <insert appropriate weather> Friday? How's about something from the warm Mediterranean lyrically-challenged island of Malta.
Not only do they butcher...
Is this the reason why Yugoslavia is in ikkle bittie pieces?
Well no, clearly, but when you hear this you'll wonder if were this in Jugovizija 1991, would the country have broken apart immediately?
The beginning...