Russia – now this is more like it.
The main change here is that the backing singers have changed out of their casual clothes and are now dressed in gold tracksuits or...
Ukraine – Efendi, love, I’d shield your chips if I were...
Why? Because they've just been pissed on by Ukraine. Any impact that Efendi's mincing about the stage would have had has just been drowned...
The Fanning Verdict Eurovision 2021: Belgium
This is another case of it wasn’t broke, so there’s nothing to fix. Hooverphonic turned in three perfect rehearsals again today, banking points with...
COVID UPDATE: Tuesday
It's first semifinal day, and time for an update on the latest goings on in COVID world.
The Icelandic delegation confirmed late last night they've...
Belgium – are they hoovering up the points?
In words of one syllable - Oh yes
All of my fears about this song are dispelled more and more every time I see this. ...
Senhit has a shot of Adrenalina for the contest
So it appears that baby RAI have chosen to go with an uptempo banger with the assistance of famed rapper Mr Flo Rida -...
Day 4 Preview and a spot of moonlighting
Goedemorgen Oneuropeans and welcome to Day 4, by the end of which we’ll have seen approximately 85% of this year’s Eurovision entries, and all...
Albania – oooh this has tickled my fancy.
Well, this is clearly the proper start to the day because I’m more awake now I’ve seen Albania and realised Anxhela looks like a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 11 – Estonia
The Lucky One by Uku Suviste
There’ll be plenty of people thankful to see Uku back this year even without hearing him sing a note....
Portugal – the surprise I wasn’t expecting
I posted earlier that I wanted to be surprised today, and I am, by Portugal. I’m not a fan of this song, or this...