Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 36 – Spain
Let me start by saying a muchas gracias to Spanish TV for reviving the Benidorm festival and bringing a heck of a lot of...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 36 – Spain
Chanel – Slo Mo
To give Chanel credit, this is far and away the best thing Spain has fronted up with at Eurovision in years....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 36 – Spain
Chanel – Slo Mo
As night is sure to follow day, then by definition it follows that all the Spanish fans believe their entry is...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 35 – Slovenia
Oh LPS, you little trendy hipster scamps you! This Slovenian band met at school and seem barely old enough to be out of it,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 35 – Slovenia
LPS – Disko
My God, but this is lamentably poor. Was the brief to take three or four ideas for a song and mash them...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 35 – Slovenia
LPS – Disko
Ahhh disco, that woefully underused genre at the Eurovision – I wonder if we are going to get a version of I...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 34 – Serbia
Look, none of us had the autonomic nervous system, pretty spleens and pondering about Megan Markle’s hair-care routine on our Eurovision 2022 bingo cards,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 34 – Serbia
Konstrakta - In Corpore Sano
Let me get this out of the way. I adore this song, but I can't see it doing a thing...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision – 2022...
Self-proclaimed Eurovision expert Roy D Hacksaw is back with his annual misanthropic look at exactly why not a single country is going to win...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 34 – Serbia
Konstrakta - In Corpore Sano
Well, this is clearly the bonkers quota in this year’s Contest and no mistake. It doesn’t take much to work...