Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 30 – Poland
There’s a high level of angst throughout our Eurovision entries this year, perhaps understandably given the two years we’ve all lived through. But few...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 30 – Poland
Ochman – River
Looks-wise Ochman has the Junior Manager at Foxtons thing down pat. And by some strange twist of fate, the video does suggest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 30 – Poland
Ochman – River
There are people that claim to know things saying that this is going to be the one to challenge Ukraine or Sweden...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 29 – Norway
Why, grandma. What big… bananas you have! Little Red Riding Hood is given a surrealist intergalactic make over with hungry yellow space wolves in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This almost didn't make it thanks to Covid - they had to give up their MGP heat place....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This is all shades of wrong. Literally all of them, not just some of them that Eurovision puts...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia has a trend to reverse. It’s a trend for not getting to the final. In fact, since Karolina took them there in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia – Andrea – Circles
This year, Eurovision is blessed/cursed with more than its fair share of songs that run out of ideas way...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia – Andrea – Circles
At this point, let's gloss over the North Macedonian national final and the fact that the juries gave this...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – Netherlands
Look, you’re just going to have to get over Stien den Hollander’s stylising of her name as S10, it’s just not worth the annoyance....