Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo
Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14/37 – Georgia
Imagine my disappointment when I realised this song was not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8
Sam may be the Hero next door but what have we got here? My...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo
One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away.
Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France
I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song. It left me very cold in...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo
The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter.
Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12/37 – Finland
Oh Finland. It’s the law of diminishing Eurovision returns for you lot and no mistake. You were wacky last year with the man in...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Finland according to Mo
This guy really can’t sing. He’s struggling on the way too many high notes already – and I suspect this will mean a rearrangement...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 11/37 – Estonia
It’s shouty noise – that would be the conclusion of some of the Eurovision queens around this contest and, to an extent, they are...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Estonia according to Mo
Most years, we get a song like this – an entry that a kinder (but equally clueless) hack might describe as a ‘mixed age’...