Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 34/37 – Sweden
Sweden - KAJ - Bara Bada Bastu
Words will not do this justice. This is winning the whole damn thing.
Phil's Score - 12 Points. (If...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 27 – Norway
Lighter by Kyle Alesandro
Where PARG copied, Kyle Alessandro innovated as the first of this year’s Armoured Twinks during his performance in Norway’s Melodi...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Run With U by Magamama
Azerbaijan’s Eurovision fortunes have taken a downward turn of late. Since debuting in 2008 they finished in each of...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 26 – Netherlands
C’est la Vie by Claude
A new crop of Eurovision songs each year brings the opportunity to discover hitherto unknown artists and explore their wider...
Nick “does” 2025 – Iceland
ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb
My lovely late Mum used to work at a nursery back in the 1980s. It was almost certainly completely made...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Georgia is earnest
GeorgiaMariam Shangelia – Freedom
There’s earnest, and then there’s Freedom, which barrels in like it’s been sent on a mission to single-handedly fix the world...
Nick “does” 2025 – Sweden
SWEDEN – KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu
I’m under strict instructions from the site’s CEO and head of content as to how I should vote...
Nick “does” 2025 – Ireland
IRELAND – Laika Party – Emmy
I suspected that Mr Phil was using my reviews as templates for his own when the featured image for...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 36/37 – Ukraine
Ukraine - Ziferblat - Bird of Pray
Despite having one of their number on our little radio show during NF season, that isn't going to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 25/37 – Montenegro
Montenegro - Nina Žižić – Dobrodošli
So, lying here in my bed In the hospital (Yes I’m still fucking here), and I’ve got this far, and...