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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 6 – Belgium

Strobe Lights by Red Sebastian I had a cracking time when I went to the Belgian final a couple of years ago, the time...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Iceland

ICELAND – Roa – Vaeb The first time that I saw this I am reminded of this UK advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcsXtiN8-UY&pp=ygUUQWxpZSBpbnZhc2lvbiBraXRrYXQ%3D Seemingly can’t sing, Look hideous and yet,...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: UK just happens

United Kingdom Remember Monday - What the hell just happened? Oh, BBC. What the hell did just happen? You had Remember Monday—three women who can sing the...

Nick “does” 2025 – Ukraine

UKRAINE – Ziferblat – Bird of Pray Until Luxembourg’s return last year, Ukraine held the proud record as the only country to have taken part...

Nick “does” 2025 – Croatia

CROATIA – Poison Cake – Marko Bošnjak What you think of Denmark? Do you like Espain? You can ask without any reply. But what about...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Netherlands is French

Netherlands (the)Claude – C'est la vie Ah, the Netherlands. Never one to shout, scream, or combust theatrically on stage—they’ve gone and done a very Dutch...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 23/37 – Luxembourg

Luxembourg - Laura Thorn - La Poupeé Monte Le son.  And in an original idea Luxembourg have ditched the Israeli money that propped up last...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 31 – Serbia

Mila by Princ With the notable exception of Konstrakta’s unlikely top 5 finish singing a satirical take on the principle of universal healthcare Serbia’s...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Czechia is wicked

CzechiaAdonxs – Kiss Kiss Goodbye Czechia serves up a rare thing in this year’s contest: something that starts like a proper song. With echoes of...

Phil’s Eurovision countdown – Part 9/37 – Czechia

CZECHIA – Kiss Kiss Goodbye – Adonxs In complete contrast to Cyprus that doesn’t know what it is, Czechia knows exactly what this song is...